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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Two-point Conversions for Dummies: The Chart

According to the Cowboys website:

"If the situation were the same, Parcells said he would attempt the two-point conversion in the second quarter again based on the chart he uses."

Chart? OUR coach uses a chart? The future HOFer uses a chart?

The chart is for college coaches like the guy I saw the other night. I don't know his name, but he’s coach of #4 ranked LSU. I know he's just living off what Nick Saban left him, but you think you have to be pretty on-the-ball to be in position to get named head coach of a top college team. LSU picked off Tennessee in the last minute of the game and dude was frantically calling for a timeout on the sideline. The camera went away just as an assistant was intercepting him, almost tackling him, to tell him he didn't need to(, shithead). THAT guy needs a chart.

The most galling thing is that Parcells is always all about the little things. He practices obscure game situations in case they ever happen. Once a season type things. Yet he uses a chart that I have to assume has no consideration for score or game time?

You know what I’d really like to find out? Who wrote the chart. Who was the first dummy, this first math whiz, who put this on paper and then either gave it to someone else, or some other dummy friend said, “hey! Can I get a copy of that chart?!”


Anonymous Jordy said...

I was watching your game and assumed Joe Cortez was injured or, more likely, Parcells was saying "Dickhead can't kick an XP anyway, so we have no choice but go for 2."

I'd have never imagined it was "strategy," let alone one you'd promise repeat.

The 2-pointer should stay under wraps until well into the 4th quarter, just as the IBB in baseball shouldn't come out until the 8th or 9th.

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